comedy writer: author : journalist
I write books, comedy, news features, opinion pieces, satire, sketches, sitcom, jokes, blogs, reviews and endless things to do lists. I also work as a freelance editor.
SOME STUFF I WROTE
BBC COMEDY SHORT
I wrote a comedy short called Hashtag I'm Here for BBC's Biggest Weekend Festival in May 2018 . It was aired on the big screen during the events and then online across BBC social media.
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK: HOW TO SURVIVE WHEN YOUR BABY WON'T GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
A humorous antidote to baby sleep advice. Amazon bestseller. Five star rated. 'The saviour of the sleep deprived parent', apparently.
WOMAN GOES ON MINI BREAK WHILE HER HUSBAND HAS A SHIT
A WOMAN is enjoying a long weekend in Barcelona while her husband does his morning shit.
Emma Holland is wandering happily down La Rambla after booking herself a last minute flight about an hour after her husband John closed the bathroom door.
WHEN DEPRESSION WANTS YOU BACK, METRO UK
I thought she had gone for good, but I was wrong. She was simply waiting for an opportunity to sneak her way back into my life. I call her a ‘friend’, but she is a bit of a dick.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D USE A FOOD BANK, NEW STATESMAN
It is not every day you wait in an alley for a stranger to drop off a package.
But one morning not so long ago, I found myself doing just that.
I am not proud of myself....
FINALIST FUNNY WOMEN COMEDY WRITING AWARD
My sitcom Full House won a place in the final of the funny women comedy women award 2017. I am currently looking to get this commission. Get in touch for pilot and treatment.