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MY BOOKS
My middle grade debut The Beasts of Knobbly Bottom: Attack of the Vampire Sheep is out in 2023 as part of a two book deal with Scholastic. Read more about it in the Bookseller!
I am also the author of bestselling Sleep Is For The Weak: How To Survive When Your Baby Won't Go The F**k To Sleep. rated five star on Amazon and made the top 100 of all books. You can buy it here

THE BEASTS OF KNOBBLY BOTTOM: ATTACK OF THE VAMPIRE SHEEP (BOOK 1)
Maggie McKay is NOT happy that her mum has decided to move from their flat in Leicester to a house in the boring village of Knobbly Bottom. But she soon discovers that her new home is full of secrets. The local sheep are growing fangs and they’re making EVIL plans! It’s up to Maggie, her little sister Lily, their neighbour Fred and a strange old lady called Nan Helsing – to save Knobbly Bottom and the world!
Illustations by Jeff Crowther.

“An invaluable source to mothers seeking support during parenthood – it will certainly get you smiling, agreeing and acknowledging that you are by no means the only one feeling the strain from tiredness!” -What’s On Guide
"No baby sleep advice here, just hope for parents struggling to see the light at the end of the tunnel of tiredness." -Pregnancy & Parenting
"This book will not tell you how to get your baby to sleep. However, if you ever wondered whether you can die of sleep-deprivation or asked yourself 'is my baby broken?' then this is the book for you."
-Easy Parenting
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