EMILY-JANE CLARK
author and comedy writer
MY BOOKS
My middle series THE BEASTS OF KNOBBLY BOTTOM is out with Scholastic. Read more about it in the Bookseller! So far I have written two books - ATTACK OF THE VAMPIRE SHEEP and RISE OF THE ZOMBIE PIGS I am also the author of bestselling Sleep Is For The Weak: How To Survive When Your Baby Won't Go The F**k To Sleep. rated five star on Amazon and made the top 100 of all books. You can buy it here
THE BEASTS OF KNOBBLY BOTTOM: ATTACK OF THE VAMPIRE SHEEP (BOOK 1)
Maggie McKay is NOT happy that her mum has decided to move from their flat in Leicester to a house in the boring village of Knobbly Bottom. But she soon discovers that her new home is full of secrets. The local sheep are growing fangs and they’re making EVIL plans! It’s up to Maggie, her little sister Lily, their neighbour Fred and a strange old lady called Nan Helsing – to save Knobbly Bottom and the world!
Illustations by Jeff Crowther.
THE BEASTS OF KNOBBLY BOTTOM: RISE OF THE ZOMBIE PIGS (BOOK 2)
Someone or something in the village of Knobbly Bottom is eating EVERYTHING!
When a chocolate cake goes missing, nine-year-old Maggie McKay gets the blame. But when entire vegetable plots are devoured overnight and huge bite marks are found in garden furniture, her and Fred decide to investigate.
However, when the ravenous local pigs start turning green and doubling in size, Maggie and Fred wonder whether they might have bitten off more than they can chew... Can they fend off the rise of the ZOMBIE PIGS?
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK: HOW TO SURVIVE WHEN YOUR BABY WON'T GO THE F**K TO SLEEP.
Sleep Is For The Weak may cause Gina Ford to have contented kittens. It might even force Supernanny to throw herself off the naughty step, but it will certainly provide some welcome comfort and comical light relief to exhausted parents suffering from sleep-deprivation! It features humorous alternatives to `useful' sleep advice while offering inspiration, laughter and survival strategies for mums and dads struggling to see the light at the end of the tunnel of tiredness.