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In case anyone is interested..

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My first comedy novel for children The Beasts Of Knobbly Bottom: Attack Of The Vampire Sheep will be out in July 2023 as part of a two-book deal with Scholastic. I am also a freelance journalist, scriptwriter, comedy writer and author of bestseller  Sleep Is For The Weak: How To Survive When Your Baby Won't Go The Fuck To Sleep.  I write for Daily Mash, Mash Report,  The Jonathan Ross Show,  Metro UK , Mock the Week and Good Housekeeping and the Huffington Post. My comedy writing includes the viral Mash Report sketch, F**k Off, say Women starring Ellie Taylor which has been viewed more than 45 million times and is the most shared video in BBC history.  I have also written for  BBC Music, Crooked Pieces, The Show What You Wrote, The Scene Pod and Director's Cut Theatre.  I was recently selected to be part of the BAFTA crew.

In other news... I won a pub quiz in 2004 and love corned beef.  I am a failed actor and gained a   BTEC performing arts and a BA in Drama and English during my quest for stardom.  I'm a former Redcoat and I was in a really crap girl band who wore lot of a leather. I still use CDs, love MC Hammer and I once got hit by a bus.  So that's me....

You can read about  how clever I am on Linked In. 

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