A BIT ABOUT ME
In case anyone is interested..
My first comedy novel for children The Beasts Of Knobbly Bottom: Attack Of The Vampire Sheep will be out in July 2023 as part of a two-book deal with Scholastic. I am also a freelance journalist, scriptwriter, comedy writer and author of bestseller Sleep Is For The Weak: How To Survive When Your Baby Won't Go The Fuck To Sleep. I write for Daily Mash, Mash Report, The Jonathan Ross Show, Metro UK , Mock the Week and Good Housekeeping and the Huffington Post. My comedy writing includes the viral Mash Report sketch, F**k Off, say Women starring Ellie Taylor which has been viewed more than 45 million times and is the most shared video in BBC history. I have also written for BBC Music, Crooked Pieces, The Show What You Wrote, The Scene Pod and Director's Cut Theatre. I was recently selected to be part of the 2021 BAFTA crew.
In other news... I won a pub quiz in 2004 and love corned beef. I am a failed actor and gained a BTEC performing arts and a BA in Drama and English during my quest for stardom. I'm a former Redcoat and I was in a really crap girl band who wore lot of a leather. I still use CDs, love MC Hammer and I once got hit by a bus. So that's me....
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