A BIT ABOUT ME

I am the author of Waterstones Children's Book Prize shortlisted The Beasts Of Knobbly Bottom: Attack Of The Vampire Sheep and The Beasts Of Knobbly Bottom: Rise of the Zombie Pigs- my comedy series for children aged 7- 11 published by Scholastic. 

I am also a comedy writer, drama teacher and author of bestseller for grown ups Sleep Is For The Weak: How To Survive When Your Baby Won't Go The Fuck To Sleep.  My work has been featured in The Daily Mash and well as on The Mash Report,  The Jonathan Ross Show and Mock the Week. I have also written humorous features for Metro UK, Good Housekeeping and the Huffington Post. My comedy writing includes the viral Mash Report sketch, F**k Off, say Women starring Ellie Taylor which has been viewed more than 200 million times and is the most shared video in BBC history.  I have also written for  BBC Music, Crooked Pieces, The Show What You Wrote, The Scene Pod and Director's Cut Theatre.  I was recently selected to be part of the BAFTA crew.

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In other news... I once won a pub quiz and love corned beef.  I  gained a BTEC performing arts and a BA in Drama and English during my quest for Hollywood (or even Hollayoaks) stardom.  I'm a former Redcoat and I was in a really crap girl band who wore lot of a leather. I still use CDs, love MC Hammer and I once got hit by a bus.  So that's me....

You can read about  how clever I am on Linked In.