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Hi! My name is Emily-Jane and I am the author of funny book series for 7 - 11 year olds, The Beasts Of Knobbly Bottom: Attack Of The Vampire Sheep and The Beasts Of Knobbly Bottom: Rise of the Zombie Pigs.  Attack of the Vampire Sheep was shortlisted for the Waterstones Children's Book Prize 2024.   

I also write comedy for television and my work has been featured on The Mash Report, The Jonathan Ross Show, BBC and Mock the Week. When I am not writing, I teach drama to primary school children.

 In other news...I once won a pub quiz and I love corned beef.  I  gained a BTEC performing arts and a degree in Drama and English during my quest for Hollywood (or even Hollayoaks) stardom.  I'm a former holiday park entertainer and I was in a terrible girl band who wore lot of a leather. I have two crazy daughters and I once got hit by a bus.  So that's me....

You can read about  how clever I am on Linked In. 

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